July 22nd with 195,379 notes
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background
July 6th with 99,521 notes
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
(Source: princessblogonoke)June 29th with 169,175 notes